Field Reports

• My First Threesome - Jekyll
  Dual Induction Massage my hairy white ass. Ironic, really. I'd just spent the morning monkeying around Edinburgh, and I'd bought a book on philosophy and a new copy of Neil Strauss's The Game, having given my original away as a present to a clueless chum. It was still early afternoon, so I dropped in to a pub I used to work at on Edinburgh's Royal Mile. I bumped into a friend of mine, Richard, who is a natural player of real talent and panache, and we sat outside at a table, smoking cigarettes, drinking beer and shooting the shit.
  
  
• You‘re a celebrity? Neat, let's fuck - Dimintri
  If a woman tells you she's 26 and looks 26... she's damn near 40." -Chris Rock, "No Sex in the Champagne Room" Very true. Last night, HBWhitestilettos turned out to be 40. Eh, I don't practice age-based discrimination. Alright, from the top: Yesterday afternoon, I have some free time, ring up HBWhitestilettos.